Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Maggie the Wonder Dog to guest on Oprah...But no Palin

Oprah Winfrey the Every Woman's Woman, will have as a guest on her show, a talented Jack Russel Terrier named Maggie.
Can't you hear the interview now?

O: Nice doggie. Don't you think Barrack is a goodie-woodie widdle candidate?
Maggie: Arf
O: Aren't you a precious widdle puppie? Isn't Barrack just the cutest iddie-biddie senator running for office? Did widdow Maggie-Waggie notice that Barrockie-Wockie was bwack? Isn't he just cutsie-wootsie? Don't you wish you could vote for him too?
Maggie: Barf.

Maybe Sarah Palen should learn to "sit up" or "beg", then Superwoman might decide to interview her.


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